Why the English Language is Hard to Learn

(How did we ever learn it?)

•  The farm was used to produce produce.
• The bandage was wound around the wound.
• The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
• He could lead if he would get the lead out.
• The soldier decided to desert in the desert.
• Since there is no time like present, he thought it was time to present the present.
•  A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
• We must polish the Polish furniture.
• When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
• I did not objet to the object.
• The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
• I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
• There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
• The buck dose strange things the does are present.
• A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
• To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
•  They were too close to the door to close it.
• The wind was too strong for us to wind the sail.
• After a number of injections my jaw got number.
• Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
• How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?